The Daily Drive will be a daily (duh) post of all the prominent things going on in the sports world we didn’t cover, and anything else we might want to share with you. Though not straws, cause you’ve had that cold sore for over a week now, and no one’s buying the “it’s cause the seasons are changing” excuse.
-That’s Alex Trebek calling a college football game, which the creators of the video did using line from “Jeopardy!” Thanks internet, you know just how to cheer me up. (via Quickish.com, by way of Withleather.com)
– Former NY Giants lineback/coke fiend Lawrence Taylor was sentenced to 6 years probation for his sexual misconduct case yesterday. He had sex with a 16 year old prostitute, but is adamant in saying that he only thought she was 19. I swear to God, if Hank Moody gets a jail sentence and this scumbag only gets probation I will eat my hat. It’s made of licorice!
-Tiger Woods has a new girlfriend and, SHOCKER, she is quite the looker. Ignore the mugshot from the DUI picture (22 years old and already a DUI, where do I sign up?) because it doesn’t do her justice. Meanwhile, his ex-wife Elin Nordergren just bought a new home, 10 miles from where Tiger lives. Jesus, get over it, bitch.
-Sports related? Nope. Fucking adorable? Yeah, I think so. You’re probably thinking, but Joe, that’s not enough, there must be some sort of video. Well to that I say, just wait my dear. Just wait. (image via withleather.com)
– The Sixers attempt to beat Atlanta tonight, and move towards the fifth seed with a win.
– The New York Met’s franchise value dropped 13 percent this year, as estimated by Forbes. This obviously has a lot to do with the Bernie Madoff scandal the Wilpon’s were involved with. This will do nothing to hinder the undeserved arrogance and sense of entitlement that all Met’s fans have.
–Elizabeth Taylor died. Your grandma and gay friend are so upset right now. She was really old, and I heard that sort of thing is common once you hit 70. A lot of people will try to tell you that she was really hot back in the 1950’s. Those people obviously weren’t alive back then, and if they were, they are probably suffering from dimentia. No seriously, grandma, please go see a doctor. What that? Why yes, it is my birthday, thanks for the 20.
-There’s a lot of shit going on in the world that sucks right now and I just tried to find an uplifting story to end this blog on. But with earthquakes, tsunamis and Ghadafi’s (oh my!), things are getting tough. So here is a trailer for a movie released a couple years back, starring Gary Busey, who get’s transformed into a dog. Actual line from the movie, “I want everyone who owns a dog executed.” Yup, have a great night!