USA! USA! USA!
Well last night was a memorable one for every single American. We finally found and killed that rat fuck Osama Bin Laden. Like anyone, I can remember exactly where I was when I found out about the planes hitting the World Trade Center. I walked into 2nd period art class in high school only to see my teachers hysterically crying, something that I will never forget. The sense of togetherness and pride that followed in those next few weeks and months is something that cannot be re-created. I still get chills thinking about George W. Bush throwing out that first pitch in the World Series. Now almost a full decade later we have closure thanks to the brave and honorable soldiers that hunted this despicable excuse for a human being down and ended him. I cannot explain how happy it makes me feel that not only did we catch him, but the US military shot him in his fucking eye. If it was me, I would have pumped a couple more rounds in him just to make sure. According to Muslim beliefs, a body must be buried within 24 hours of its death, and since no country wanted to poison its soil we had to dump him in the sea. I hope they were chumming the waters before they dumped his corpse into the ocean. I personally did not know anyone that was directly affected by the events on September 11th but I do know people that were. I once played golf with a guy who was stuck on the subway beneath the building in the dark for 20 hours. Unbelievable stuff. Especially given the context of this website, you do not have to look far to find someone that was affected. Now we have come full circle thanks to the bravery of an elite commando unit that has probably been looking for this walking turd for the better part of their military career. Even though im not his biggest supporter, I have to give credit to Barack for finishing the job and eliminating this piece of scum. I was half expecting him to walk out to DMX’s “Up In Here” before the speech. Dude was strutting like a BOSS. So everyone do your self a favor, go out tonight and drink a few to many beers, cheer a little too loud, high five some strangers, and celebrate the elimination of evil. Hug your friends, kiss your loved ones and be thankful that we live in a country that finishes the job. God Bless America.