90 on 95

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Phillies Preview – May 17th 2011


vs.

May 17th 2011 – 8:15 pm
Philadelphia Phillies (25-15) Roy Oswalt (3-1, 3.33 ERA)
vs.
St. Louis Cardinals (23-19) Jaime Garcia (5-0, 1.89 ERA)

I search Jaime (Jaime not Jamie, get it straight) Garcia and this guy’s picture popped up. He’s a sex offender and shares the same name as the Cardinals starter. I’d like to see some sexual assault go down tonight in St. Louis, but for once let the Phillies be the raper and not the victim of the raping. Yep this preview is going in the wrong direction, but honestly I’m angry/pissed off watching this team on offense. So my message to the Phillies tonight is short:

HIT THE FUCKING BALL.

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