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The Daily Drive – 6/9/2011

The Daily Drive is a daily (almost) post of all the prominent things going on in the sports world we didn’t cover, and anything else we might want to share with you. Follow us on twitter to check out some sweet dick pics. 

– Any hopes of the Phillies making a major move before the trade deadline end here.  Some Cole Hamels love via the Daily Pitch. Cubbies vs. Phillies, tonight.

-Game 5 of the NBA Finals is tonight, with the Dallas Mavericks hosting the Miami Heat. Lebron says that this is the biggest game of his life. Dirk says this is Game 7, which I guess would make his actual Game 7 feel like Game 9.

-Joba Chamberlain’s season is likely over. The Red Sox feel right at home at the New Yankee Stadium. As always, the Derek Jeter Countdown to 3000.

The World Against the Bruins, NFL LOCKOUT UPDATE 2011!!!!!, and my favorite ass, after the jump.

-The Bleacher Report takes a look at the Ilya Bryzgalov situation for the Philadelphia Flyers. Or you know, you could just read my take.

-Jonah Keri takes a look at why the whole world is against the Boston Bruins.

-NFL! LOCKOUT! JUNE! ::SportsCenter music plays, Mark Schlereth tackles a mannequin covered in bacon grease:: The NFL is considering an 8- game season. I’m all for it as long as they cut everything else in half. BOOM! 50 yard fields. BOOM! 3.5 points for a touchdown. BOOM! 5 regular players and one midget per side! ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!?

-Allegedly,  NFL “Star” Brett Lockett has been banging Kim Kardashian. Wait, was that just an excuse to post picture of Kim? Aw, you guys know me too well.

If you stare directly at it, your head will explode.

– Tennessee Titan’s “Star” Kenny Britt (a name to fantastic to be made up) was arrested today for carrying a blunt around at a car wash. A day after he was in court for a traffic violation. See, NFL, this is what happens when you push players to the brink of strike. Oh what’s that? They were always this way?

-Last nights midseason finale of South Park was pretty heavy, and some, including me, think it’s spelling the end of the series. If you’re a fan, check it out over here.

-David “Big Papi” Ortiz tells Yankees Manager Joe Girardi to “take it like a man.” And then he had his way with him, I’m assuming. I didn’t read the article.

-Not sure what teams these are or when this video is from, but either way it sucks to be that goalie. The one wearing pink. Which one did you mean?

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