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Hey NY Giants….Osi Umenyiora doesnt like you very much

Come on Giants...All he wants is bitches....big booty bitches

Well well well, look at what we have here.  Just another case of Tom Coughlin and the rest of the NY Giants regime pissing off its best player.  First it was Tiki (scumbag), then it was Brandon Jacobs (neanderthal), Then Plaxico (Jail bait(but i hope the Eagles sign him….and yes i just double parenthesized, were breaking new literary ground)).  I don’t know if its the arrogant attitude of the organization, or the fact that they just don’t give a crap.  But wouldn’t it make sense to pay your best defensive end after he had 10.5 sacks and a shitload, i repeat, A SHITLOAD of forced fumbles?  I mean I’m not surprised in the least to be honest with you.  This is the same organization that rewarded dedicated season ticket holders like The Wildcard (father of Papa Bear) who spent thousands of dollars on season tickets for a couple decades, by charging him the price of a brand new BMW 335i…just for the right to PURCHASE season tickets.  He then would have had to pay the equivalent of a Elliot Spitzer level hooker just to go to the games.  I mean this is the organization that averted their eyes when LT (crackhead, statutory rapist, scumbag, best defensive player of all time) was blowing lines of his shoulder pads.  Its only a matter of time before they shit on Eli, but we all know hes too stupid to notice.  He is just going to show up one day to the practice facility and his key wont work.  He will just think that practice is canceled though and try again everyday for the next 3 years.  And the worst atrocity of all : they limited the tailgating hours at Giants home games to four hours.  FOUR HOURS!  HOW THE FUCK AM I GONNA FINISH THIS CASE OF SMIRNOFF ICE IN FOUR HOURS!

We dont fuck around in Philly

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