90 on 95

Sports, rumors, and humor from the Ben Franklin to the George Washington

The Daily Drive: Weekend Edition

The Daily Drive is a daily (were workin on it) post of all the prominent things going on in the sports world we didn’t cover, and anything else we might want to share with you.  We would love to share with you how Casey Anthony got away with murder, but our calls to OJ have gone unanswered.

As a peace offering we present to you: JWoww

-Weak week for the Daily Drive.  With Daft being distracted taking hipstamatic photos with his new Iphone, Papa Bear trying to find this kid a D1 college scholarship, and Timmy slingin’ cellie’s like a pre-paid bodega in Queens, we’ve all been a little distracted.  FEAR NOT!  I’m here to bring you a fully loaded version of WEEKEND DRIVIN.

-Lots of great news this week.  We can start with how A-Rod and Dereck Jeeeetah are skipping out on the All-Star game this year because of “injuries.”  I mean I can understand why Jeter wouldn’t want to go, but A-Rod probably just wants to do this instead.

Transformers Chick, Hines Ward’s DUI and more after the Jump

-Hines Ward got popped with a DUI last night.  No word on how many underage innocent females he saved from Ben Roethlisberger’s unwanted advances in the process.

-Desean Jackson called someone a homophobic slur on Eminem’s XM radio show a few days ago.  I don’t know what I’m more disappointed in, the obvious lack of class on Desean’s part, or the fact that Eminem has his own XM radio show.

-Big Papi and Kevin Gregg got into a fight in last nights Red Sox blowout of the lowly Orioles.  Look, I am ALLLLLL for basebrawls, but lets actually see some punches connect and not act like a bunch of pussies.  Fucking Marco Scutaro, Dustin Pedroia and some old ass pitching coach broke up a fight between two guys that weigh 250 pounds and are 6′ 4.  If you want to know how to fight on a baseball diamond, just check out Nolan Ryan pummeling Robin Ventura.  Don’t mess with Texas.

-Ra Ra Raul Ibanez hit a dinger to win the game last night off of Scott Procter, confirming that indeed he does have a pulse.

-Betty Ford, wife of former President Gerald Ford passed away yesterday at the age of 93.  Gotta give credit to anyone who can live to 93 and NOT have a drink.  If I make it to 93 i’m going on the Don Draper diet of Johnie Walker and Lucky Strikes.

-Rihanna had to stop her show in Dallas because of a fire that was started due to faulty pyrotechnics.  Now word if Chris Brown was in the vicinity.

-We don’t like to make things political here at 90on95, but upon hearing that Michelle Bachman signed a agreement to help eliminate pornography if she is elected President (not a chance in hell), I feel that this needs to be addressed.  Michelle….if you want to get elected, you don’t eliminate porn, you DO porn.  Its the American way.  Just like “Nailin Palin” helped launch the career of Sarah Palin, “Menage a Trois Michelle” could be your ticket to the White House.

-I went and saw Transformers 3 a few nights ago and was suprised at how good it was.  Maybe it had something to do with the chick that Shia Lebeauf if supposed to be dating.  She is slightly good looking.

More than meets the eye

Lets go Cliff

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