90 on 95

Sports, rumors, and humor from the Ben Franklin to the George Washington

Weekend Drivin

The Daily Drive is a daily (duh) post of all the prominent things going on in the sports world we didn’t cover, and anything else we might want to share with you.  For example: The average person spends 3 years of their life on the toilet.  Once again, I am above average.

-According to Fortune Magazine, Tiger Woods is apparently going broke.  I don’t know, when Fortune magazine is writing about how you ONLY got paid a couple million for doing some ad in Japan, that doesn’t really make me feel for EL Tigre. You want to know broke Tiger?  The lady at the Wendy’s Drive thru calls me by my first name.

– The Vanimal continued his Major League dominance last night as the Phil’s spanked the Mutts 7-2 at Shitty Field.  As Timmy mentioned yesterday, K-Rod is now gone, leaving me with one less Met to make fun of now.  The highlight of this story is that K-Rod apparently had a list of 10 teams that he didn’t want to be traded to, and the Brewers were one of them.  The Mets response?  “We didn’t know about a list.”  YOUR NEW YORK METS LADIES AND GENTLEMAN!

Chrissy Teigen, J-Lo and more after the Jump

-In another Tiger Woods related story, one of the skanks he was fornicating with while married to now Ex-Wife Elin, used to date Elin’s current beau Jamie Dingman.  Thus creating the plotline for E!’s new reality TV drama “Women who only F*$K Billionaires.”

-In entertainment news J-Lo and Marc Anthony are ending their relationship.  I just knew deep down inside that Marc couldn’t handle that 8th wonder of the world apple bottom behind that Jen is walking around with.  The only good news that can come out of this is that P. Diddy is probably working on his new joint “I Need a Girl Pt. 3” right now.

-5 North Korean women tested positive for steroids at the Women’s World Cup in Germany.  Hopefully Kim Jong IL will be as creative as he was last time he made an excuse for his teams performance.

-The NFL lockout looks like it might be coming to a close soon and free agency will be a feeding frenzy for all parties involved.  I read somewhere (cant find it and i’m lazy) that about 1200 players need to be signed before training camp begins(about 85 players are invited to camp).  I cannot wait to see how Andy Reid and the Eagles brass will fuck this up.

-Don’t know how I missed this a few weeks ago, but apparently Michelle Beadle and Erin Andrews do not enjoy each others company.  Ill be upfront with you, I have a serious crush on Beadle.  I plan on naming my firstborn Michelle regardless of sex.  She HAS shown poor judgement though, and Andrews seems like a pretty harmless person.  Im sure ESPN execs are hoping that the two of them start getting along…..or a cat fight breaks out on the set of “SportsNation.”

-That is Chrissy Teigen.  Swimsuit Model, Twitter master, John Legend’s Girlfriend, and aspiring blogger.  While she has many admirable qualities, she is also hilarious.  Her blog focuses on how she is an aspiring Chef and loves cooking new and interesting things for her boyfriend.  And pictures of her dogs.  Life must be tough for John Legend.

Lets go Cole

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