90 on 95

Sports, rumors, and humor from the Ben Franklin to the George Washington

Daily Drive 8/3/2011

The Daily Drive is a daily (duh) post of all the prominent things going on in the sports world we didn’t cover, and anything else we might want to share with you.  Like what my prediction for the Eagles is this year……..19-0

-AHHH the glory!  A-Rod apparently got wrapped up in that super rich guy group of dudes that like to play Poker together.  My hope is that A-rod ultimately gets a life-time ban.  If Pete Rose can’t bet on the ponies, A-Roid can play Texas Hold Em with Jason Bourne and Spiderman!

-Osi Umenyiora was just told by the NY football Giants that he is no longer allowed to seek a trade.  Jesus a man hasn’t been jerked around like this since Larry Craig was hangin out in Minneapolis Airport. HIIIYOOO!

-Casey Anthony was spotted walking around downtown Columbus rockin a Ohio State hat.  No word on if she tried to get a free tattoo for “taking care” of some things for the artist.

Sara Underwood, Hunter Pence and more after the jump

-In Phillies news, They boys in red pinstripes are undefeated since the acquisition of Hunter Pence.  The thing I like most about Hunter?  He rocks 1 batting glove….third grade style.

-Meanwhile on the Left Coast, the San Francisco Giants are struggling since the acquisition of Carlos Beltran.  Big Time Timmy Jams got the L last night and is now 9-9.  I mean if i had to look at Beltran’s mole all game long I would probably lose focus too.

-Kevin Durant put on a show in Rucker park the other night.  Can you imagine how cool the NBA would be if they let people run all over the court like that?

-Tiger Woods is playing golf again.  New Caddy, New facial hair, same douche bag personality


Thats Sara Underwood from Attack of the Show.  She is Muy Bien.

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