90 on 95

Sports, rumors, and humor from the Ben Franklin to the George Washington

The Daily Drive 8/15/11


The Daily Drive is a daily (duh) post of all the prominent things going on in the sports world we didn’t cover, and anything else we might want to share with you.  Its cool Plaxico, we didn’t know who Mayor Bloomberg was either.

 

-Lets start things off with a bang this afternoon.  Mark Sanchez apparently wanted to fight Rex Ryan after almost being benched during last season.  I’m no PR genuis but this isnt exactly the approach I would have taken when being interviewed about the upcoming season.  Especially since Rex is a Fan of UFC.  His go to move?  You guessed it, The Ankle lock…gives him a close up view of his favorite body part.

 

-Osi Umenyiora apparently is tired of faking an injury and will start practicing for the New York VaGiants.  Giants are having an outstanding off-season by the way.  Kevin Boss, Steve Smith, Shaun O’Hara and Rich Seubert are all gone along with their top draft pick Prince Amukamara who is out for a few months with a broken foot.  When i asked our resident Giants Fan, Bruno, what he thought of the activity he left me with this gem “YEAH WELL WE HAVE THREE SUPERBOWLS!”  Denial is an awful thing.

 

-Jeremy Maclin apparently isn’t dieing and will give an update on his overall health tomorrow at some point.  One has to wonder though about all the lost weight and secrecy.  Its OK Jeremy, Just tell them that the Nutri-System diet works great!

 

-Howard Eskin, 610 WIP sports radio afternoon host, has announced that he will be exploring some national offers and will not be doing his daily show anymore.  Good Riddence Howard, you insufferable prick.  I truly wish Charlie Manuel whooped your ass a few years ago.

Sidney Crosby, Big Ben and Halle Berry after the Jump

-Sidney Crosby has apparently been experiencing some Post Concussion symptoms that may hold him out from the beginning of the NHL season.  No word on if the Glory Hole induced trauma to the head has anything to do with it

 

-Everyone’s favorite sex offender rapist asshole Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger apparently makes a cameo in the new Batman flick.  I hope Christian Bale somehow works a ass kicking into the scene.

 

Still a Dime

 

-Sorry the picture is so big…..wait no I’m not.  Halle Berry is one smoking hot 45 year old.  If she only knew how “Swordfish” changed my life.

 

Lets go eat

 

 

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