Straight Up: 11-5
Straight Up: 34-14
Not much time to do picks this week, so it’s a picture pick week. Sounds fun in theory, probably will be pretty stupid. Then again, I don’t expect much from myself.
San Francisco (+9) Philadelphia Eagles
Remember when he killed dogs?? Now all everyone cares about is his hand.... Gotta love America.
Eagles 20 49ers 17
Washington Redskins (-2) St. Louis Rams
Rex "I love to drive down the field and give my kicker some points" Grossman
Rams 21 Redskins 13
Minnesota Vikings (-1.5) Kansas City Chiefs
Remember when you were 9 and you thought having a poster like this in your room made you cool?
Vikings 21 Chiefs 20
Pittsburgh Steelers (+4) Houston Texans
What a great fantasy team name/logo
Texans 22 Steelers 17
Detroit Lions (-1.5) Dallas Cowboys
Back to the sweet posters.
Lions 24 Cowboys 21
Carolina Panthers (+6) Chicago Bears
Gotta love a good photoshop
Bears 20 Panthers 10
New Orleans Saints (-7) Jacksonville Jaguars
How do you bet against those beautiful locks? Oh I know how, when those beautiful locks play for the Jaguars.
Saints 35 Jaguars 13
Buffalo Bills (-3) Cincinnati Bengals
Can't bet against Harvard!
Bills 27 Bengals 10
Tennessee Titans (PK) Cleveland Browns
There's a Cleveland Browns player on the cover of Madden.....The world is definitely fucked.
Browns 19 Titans 14
New York Giants (-1) Arizona Cardinals
Giants 20 Cardinals 14
Atlanta Falcons (-4.5) Seattle Seahawks
Hmmmmmmmmmm. I see what your doing Falcons.
Falcons 23 Seahawks 7
Miami Dolphins (+7) San Diego Chargers
Can he come back? Please?
Chargers 24 Dolphins 22
Denver Broncos (+12.5) Green Bay Packers
Tim Tebow. It isn't that difficult John Fox. Once again tremendous job on properly saying "fuck you" to your fans.
Packers 36 Broncos 13
New England Patriots (-4) Oakland Raiders
The ultimate Orc.
Patriots 28 Oakland 17
New York Jets (+3.5) Baltimore Ravens
Wait, you didn't get a hot dog at the end of your last game Mark??? What happened?
Ravens 23 Jets 21
Indianapolis Colts (+10) Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Buccaneers 24 Colts 18