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NFL Picks: Week 4


Week Three
Straight Up: 11-5
Spread: 8-8

Season
Straight Up: 34-14
Spread: 24-20-4

Not much time to do picks this week, so it’s a picture pick week. Sounds fun in theory, probably will be pretty stupid. Then again, I don’t expect much from myself.

San Francisco (+9) Philadelphia Eagles

Remember when he killed dogs?? Now all everyone cares about is his hand.... Gotta love America.

Eagles 20 49ers 17

Washington Redskins (-2) St. Louis Rams

Rex "I love to drive down the field and give my kicker some points" Grossman

Rams 21 Redskins 13

Minnesota Vikings (-1.5) Kansas City Chiefs

Remember when you were 9 and you thought having a poster like this in your room made you cool?

Vikings 21 Chiefs 20

Pittsburgh Steelers (+4) Houston Texans

What a great fantasy team name/logo

Texans 22 Steelers 17

Detroit Lions (-1.5) Dallas Cowboys

Back to the sweet posters.

Lions 24 Cowboys 21 

Carolina Panthers (+6) Chicago Bears

Gotta love a good photoshop

Bears 20 Panthers 10

New Orleans Saints (-7) Jacksonville Jaguars

How do you bet against those beautiful locks? Oh I know how, when those beautiful locks play for the Jaguars.

Saints 35 Jaguars 13

Buffalo Bills (-3) Cincinnati Bengals

Can't bet against Harvard!

Bills 27 Bengals 10

Tennessee Titans (PK) Cleveland Browns

There's a Cleveland Browns player on the cover of Madden.....The world is definitely fucked.

Browns 19 Titans 14

New York Giants (-1) Arizona Cardinals

Classic.

Giants 20 Cardinals 14

Atlanta Falcons (-4.5) Seattle Seahawks

.........

Hmmmmmmmmmm. I see what your doing Falcons.

Falcons 23 Seahawks 7

Miami Dolphins (+7) San Diego Chargers

Can he come back? Please?

Chargers 24 Dolphins 22

Denver Broncos (+12.5) Green Bay Packers

Tim Tebow. It isn't that difficult John Fox. Once again tremendous job on properly saying "fuck you" to your fans.

Packers 36 Broncos 13

New England Patriots (-4) Oakland Raiders

The ultimate Orc.

Patriots 28 Oakland 17

New York Jets (+3.5) Baltimore Ravens

Wait, you didn't get a hot dog at the end of your last game Mark??? What happened?

Ravens 23 Jets 21

Indianapolis Colts (+10) Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Yup.

Buccaneers 24 Colts 18

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