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NFL Picks: Week 16


Who the fuck plays football on Christmas Eve. I forgot that all the games were on Saturday so these are super quickies.

Last Week
Spread: 9-6-1
Straight up: 11-5

Season
Spread: 111-103-10
Straight up: 150-74

Houston (-5.5) Indianapolis

Texans 21 Colts 18

Miami (+9) New England

They fucked up the #suckforluck. The #suckforBarkley doesn’t exist until next year….Guess we are on to #suckforanaveragelinemen/saftey. Oh well. Pats 35 Dolphins 24

Cleveland (+12) Baltimore

Hi Ray Rice. Ravens 24 Browns 10

Arizona (+4.5) Cincinnati

Bengals 17 Cardinals 14

Minnesota (+7) Washington

I want to take Minnesota just so I can tell Matt Lanouette fuck you, but he’ll advance in survivor. Redskins 23 Vikings 13

Denver (-3) Buffalo

Jesus gets born tomorrow. Is there any doubt what happens in this game?????? Broncos 23 Bills 14

St. Louis (+12.5) Pittsburgh

Who doesn’t lay points with Charlie Batch at the helm??????? Steelers 17 Rams 3

NY Giants (+3) NY Jets

Suck it New York your guaranteed a loss today, unless they tie which would be the gayest thing ever. Giants 23 Jets 17

Tampa Bay (+7.5) Carolina

If the Panthers lose I’ll murder myself #survivorpickissues. Panthers 31 Bucs 20

Jacksonville (+7) Tennessee

Titans 17 Jaguars 13

Oakland (+2.5) Kansas City

Classic letdown. Raiders 28 Chiefs 24

San Diego (+2) Detroit

They don’t lose in December!!!!! Chargers 31 Lions 26

Philadelphia (+1) Dallas

It continues. Eagles 28 Cowboys 27

San Francisco (-1) Seattle

49ers 23 Seahawks 14

Chicago (+11) Green Bay

Jesus day game! Packers 37 Bears 9

Altanta (+7) New Orleans

Day after Jesus day game! Saints 29 Falcons 20

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