NFL Picks: Week 17

I somehow managed to make picks for every week this season. And unless I put up a bagel this week I’ll be well over .500 for the year. Pretty damn impressive. I’m so incredibly hungover right now that there is no chance I can write more then 200 words. Here they are, the week 17 picks.

Last Week
Straight up: 12-4
Spread: 10-6

Season
Straight up: 162-78
Spread:  121-109-10

Bills 21 (+10) Patriots 28

Titans 20 (-1) Texans 13

Jaguars 17 (-3) Indianapolis 10

Vikings 23 (-2.5) Bears 16

Eagles 35 (-8) Redskins 20

Jets 21 (+3) Dolphins 14

Panthers 27 (+7) Saints 28

49ers 19 (-11) Rams 7

Lions 34 (-6) Packers 20

Raiders 30 (-3) Chargers 19

Chiefs 20 (+3) Broncos 17

Seahawks 23 (+3) Cardinals 20

Falcons 30 (-10) Bucs 10

Steelers 27 (-7) Browns 13

Ravens 27 (-2.5) Bengals 20

NY Giants 21 (-3) Dallas