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Monthly Archives: February 2012

A-Rod Just GETS it


Gotta Love that Yankee Mystique

 

I wonder if Alex requested his picture taken in a bathroom.  He probably feels comfortable in a men’s bathroom wearing his snazzy Yankee uniform snapping pics.  I bet he brought his own photographer to accentuate his frosted tips.  Jesus, that would almost be as pretentious as bringing your own food to a restaurant and asking them to heat it up for you.  Which he also did.

This picture is just TOOO good not to use

Oil Can Boyd liked the party powder


For some reason a man named “Oil Can” using blow while in the MLB doesn’t surprise me.  Hey it was the 80’s!

We Fly High, No Lie. You Know This


All the talk on the street has been about the Giants’ pass rush getting to Brady.  They are right; kind of.  The real key to this game will be forcing Brady into 7-step drops and giving the pass rush the time they need to get to him.  The Giants safeties, Rolle, Grant and Phillips, will have to step up in the box and make tackles early to force Brady to take some shots deep.  If the Pats are able to dink and dunk all day the Giants pass rush will be a non-factor.  The Patriots had the 20th ranked rush attack this year, and Brady effectively replaced their run game by dominating on passes under 10 yards.  I’d look up the stats, but there are bigger things to worry about right now; namely, scotch…. and soda.

Everyone is expecting offense this game.  Maybe.  I think Belichick and Coughlin turn this into a throwback battle between two franchises that made their mark with defense.  Plaxico was right, just 4 years too late:

Giants 23 Pats 17

The Tim Parker Super Bowl Post


The Super Bowl Yayyyy!!!!! Nothing beats seeing two teams I absolutely despise play each other in the biggest game of the season. Thanks to Tim Tebow using the power of the almighty Jesus Christ he beat a rapist and gave Tom Brady and his Pats had an easy road to the Super Bowl (did any one honestly think Shane Joe Falco Flacco could take a team to the Super Bowl???). Then there’s the Giants. They have been playing PERFECT football the past five weeks. Yes, perfect, much like the Patriots record in 2008 going into Super Bowl 42 against the same New York Giants. Despite my hatred for both these teams it should be an exciting game. Even if it isn’t I’ll have at least 40 buffalo wings and 24 Budweisers so I’ll be a winner come Sunday.

On to the keys to winning Super Bowl 46

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