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Category Archives: St. Louis Cardinals

Game 5

As I watched Alex Rodriguez strike out to close the book on the Yankess 2011 campaign last night, i felt a eerie sense of caution.  Normally i would have howled with delight that my least favorite player had just blown the season (twice…K with the bases loaded a few innings before).  Normally I would be giving faux masturbatory motions towards all Yankee fans within 5 miles.  Normally I would have sent arrogant text messages to all of my Yankee fan friends illuminating that the reason A-Rod failed was because he missed Kate Hudson and her strap on.  This didn’t happen though for a variety of reasons.  The most important being that I am a nervous wreck.

"Yeah we dont know what you were thinking either Penny Lane"

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The Daily Drive 6/21/2011

The Daily Drive is a daily ( for the most part) post of all the prominent things going on in the sports world we didn’t cover, and anything else we might want to share with you.  For example:Japan has come up with a steak made out of feces that is completely edible.  I only wish I was kidding.

The Phillies open up a series against the St. Louis Cardinals tonight.  No truth to the rumor that the St. Lunatics will be performing take me out to the ballgame in the 7th inning stretch.

Jack Mckeon didnt take long to start cracking the Fish into shape.  He benched Hanley Ramirez in his first game back as manager.  Presumably it had something to do with Hanley not giving a flying fuck about baseball this season

Doug Hutchinson 51, the actor from Lost and the Green Mile,  married his 16 year old girlfriend in Las Vegas Last Month.  Hugh Hefner was quoted as saying “My Man….”

Vanessa Hudgins, PoopSteak, and more after the jump

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Series Preview – Philadelphia Phillies vs. St. Louis Cardinals

Tuesday, June 21st – 8:15pm
Roy Halladay (9-3)
Kyle McClellan (6-3)

Wednesday, June 22nd – 8:15pm
Cliff Lee (7-5)
Kyle Lohse (7-3)

Thursday, June 23rd – 8:15pm
Roy Oswalt (4-5)
Chris Carpenter (1-7)

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The Daily Drive – 6/20/2011

The Daily Drive is a daily (for the most part) post of all the prominent things going on in the sports world we didn’t cover, and anything else we might want to share with you. Like how depressing it is when you realize you don’t get a summer anymore. Thanks real world.

– I’ll start off with the depressing stuff. Ryan Dunn one of the stars of Jackass died this weekend. He was driving at 3am when his Porsche 911 GT3 went off the road and burst into flames killing both Dunn and a unidentifed passenger. Earlier in the night he posted this picture on twitter:
Ryan Dunn Twitter

I mean he could have called a cab, but driving home hammered in a Porsche is much cooler….Unless it looks like this after your done driving. Yeah that’s kind of fucked up of me, but there’s a drinking and driving message mixed in there.

Dunn will be remembered for shoving a matchbox car up his ass, jumping off of crazy shit and getting his ass kicked all the time. Jackass is a great show and it sucks that one of these guys had to pass away. RIP.

– Albert Pujols is out 4-6 with a fractured arm. Oh and the Cardinals play the Phillies next…Thanks for that one God.

– Ok enough depressing news. Jack McKeon, who is eighty years old…yes 8-0, is once again the coach of the Florida Marlins. He led them to the 2003 World Series and is one of the better respected coaches in baseball. It is rumored that the Marlins are paying him purely in Viagra.

– Some disturbing images/some amazing images after the jump

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