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Tag Archives: Andy Reid

Shit That has happened since I Last Posted


Shit...Got...Weird

Shit…Got…Weird

 

Well well well…..it has been quite a while since I have had the motivation to write anything in this space and I really don’t have any excuses except that I am lazy as a sloth.  Just to bring you up to speed here are a few of the highlights/lowlights in my life since my last post on March 13th 2012.

Chase Utley and Ryan Howard missed half a season

Cole Hamels Made a lot of money

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Eagles sign some hack they cut two years ago


"Tribal Tattoos=Super Bowl Rings"-Andy Reid

 

Just once in my life I would like to see the Eagles sign a impact free agent that isn’t a douchebag (Terrell Owens) or hurt (Jevon Kearse).  Nobody knew Mike Vick was still a superhuman when they signed him so he doesn’t count.  Its like Andy Reid and Howie Roseman go out of their way to piss me off.  I can just picture Andy sitting there squirting cheese wiz in his mouth while Howie Roseman is frantically trying to use baseball saber metrics to analyze potential free agents.

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DeSean Jackson might hold out


That's Andy's "O" face

DeSean Jackson is one of the most dangerous athletes in all of professional sports.  He can change the landscape of a game with a single play (See Giants game, 12/19/10).  He is drastically underpaid at $600,000 this year and is looking for that bank breaking contract.  He previously couldn’t renegotiate because of the NFL’s 30% rule which limited the ability of NFL franchises to renegotiate contracts with players that were outperforming them…or something like that.  D-Jack is looking for that BALLER contract so that he can be seen as one of the premier wideouts in the game.  Problem is….he isn’t.

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Weekend Drivin


The Daily Drive is a daily (duh) post of all the prominent things going on in the sports world we didn’t cover, and anything else we might want to share with you.  For example: The average person spends 3 years of their life on the toilet.  Once again, I am above average.

-According to Fortune Magazine, Tiger Woods is apparently going broke.  I don’t know, when Fortune magazine is writing about how you ONLY got paid a couple million for doing some ad in Japan, that doesn’t really make me feel for EL Tigre. You want to know broke Tiger?  The lady at the Wendy’s Drive thru calls me by my first name.

– The Vanimal continued his Major League dominance last night as the Phil’s spanked the Mutts 7-2 at Shitty Field.  As Timmy mentioned yesterday, K-Rod is now gone, leaving me with one less Met to make fun of now.  The highlight of this story is that K-Rod apparently had a list of 10 teams that he didn’t want to be traded to, and the Brewers were one of them.  The Mets response?  “We didn’t know about a list.”  YOUR NEW YORK METS LADIES AND GENTLEMAN!

Chrissy Teigen, J-Lo and more after the Jump

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