Who the fuck plays football on Christmas Eve. I forgot that all the games were on Saturday so these are super quickies.
Last Week
Spread: 9-6-1
Straight up: 11-5
Season
Spread: 111-103-10
Straight up: 150-74
Houston (-5.5) Indianapolis
Texans 21 Colts 18
Miami (+9) New England
They fucked up the #suckforluck. The #suckforBarkley doesn’t exist until next year….Guess we are on to #suckforanaveragelinemen/saftey. Oh well. Pats 35 Dolphins 24
Cleveland (+12) Baltimore
Hi Ray Rice. Ravens 24 Browns 10
Arizona (+4.5) Cincinnati
Bengals 17 Cardinals 14
Minnesota (+7) Washington
I want to take Minnesota just so I can tell Matt Lanouette fuck you, but he’ll advance in survivor. Redskins 23 Vikings 13
Denver (-3) Buffalo
Jesus gets born tomorrow. Is there any doubt what happens in this game?????? Broncos 23 Bills 14
St. Louis (+12.5) Pittsburgh
Who doesn’t lay points with Charlie Batch at the helm??????? Steelers 17 Rams 3
NY Giants (+3) NY Jets
Suck it New York your guaranteed a loss today, unless they tie which would be the gayest thing ever. Giants 23 Jets 17
Tampa Bay (+7.5) Carolina
If the Panthers lose I’ll murder myself #survivorpickissues. Panthers 31 Bucs 20
Jacksonville (+7) Tennessee
Titans 17 Jaguars 13
Oakland (+2.5) Kansas City
Classic letdown. Raiders 28 Chiefs 24
San Diego (+2) Detroit
They don’t lose in December!!!!! Chargers 31 Lions 26
Philadelphia (+1) Dallas
It continues. Eagles 28 Cowboys 27
San Francisco (-1) Seattle
49ers 23 Seahawks 14
Chicago (+11) Green Bay
Jesus day game! Packers 37 Bears 9
Altanta (+7) New Orleans
Day after Jesus day game! Saints 29 Falcons 20